PASH boy's get more PASHion in their lives

If you were feeling a little neglected, then don't worry, this section is just for men (or should we say boys!).

FEMALES PLEASE NOTE: if you're a female reading this - you're in the wrong section, so go away!

As the saying goes "men are from Mars and women are from Venus" so it's unlikely you'll ever understand them… however, as 'man cannot live on bread alone', having some understanding of how women work is a good idea… so, here's a few tips:

Be understanding and sensitive to her needs - yes women are moody, it's their prerogative, so learn to live with it.

Be affectionate and loving - a quick hug during the half-time ad break doesn't count, and won't win you many brownie points. Surprise her with a night of NO TV (obviously check the sporting calendar before you pick the night…), a candle-lit room, some chilled wine and soft music.

Remember that 'foreplay' is not an ancient ritual practiced by some lost civilization. It's really not that difficult, and if you persevere you will be rewarded!

Communicate with her - yes, she probably does want to talk about anything and everything, so listen for a change and try telling her what you think too (sorry, but the latest footy score doesn't count as conversation)!

Be monogamous - add variety to your love life by experimenting together, not with someone else.

Make her feel special - gifts for no reason go a long way and are high on a females list of preferred aphrodisiacs!